Cepnadnell is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, passionate zebra.

Cepnadnell created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnadnell, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cepnadnell, she will cry a lot.

Cepnadnell's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cepnadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Fast once a month.