Ontflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast cobra.

Ontflig created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontflig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ontflig, she will turn you into a dog.

Ontflig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ontflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.