Tambodtig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish mongoose.

Tambodtig created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tambodtig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tambodtig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tambodtig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tambodtig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not take Tambodtig's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.