Gemlistnur is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gemlistnur created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlistnur, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gemlistnur, she will turn you into a mole.

Gemlistnur's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gemlistnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Gemlistnur on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed lentils to ducks while wearing brown stockings.

5. Do not covet oxen.