Wodcambapcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic centipede.

Wodcambapcen created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodcambapcen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wodcambapcen, it will destroy your home planet.

Wodcambapcen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wodcambapcen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. You must love Wodcambapcen.

5. Never paint your legs blue.