Ratnutcam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless hydra.

Ratnutcam created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratnutcam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ratnutcam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ratnutcam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ratnutcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.