Pomvencut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable hydra.

Pomvencut created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomvencut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomvencut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pomvencut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pomvencut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.