Kopneglat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented tapir.

Kopneglat created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopneglat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kopneglat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kopneglat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kopneglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kopneglat on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Kopneglat.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.