Quimhammab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, astonishing gnu.

Quimhammab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimhammab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimhammab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quimhammab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quimhammab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the north.