Zimzaktonk is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, almighty
monkey.
Zimzaktonk created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimzaktonk, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Zimzaktonk, it will turn you into a duck.
Zimzaktonk's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Zimzaktonk's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
5. Always look after injured foxes.