Likarnmot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent cow.

Likarnmot created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likarnmot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Likarnmot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likarnmot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Likarnmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Likarnmot on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.