Quagtadnar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain jaguar.

Quagtadnar created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagtadnar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quagtadnar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Quagtadnar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quagtadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quagtadnar.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Quagtadnar's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt turtles.