Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited parrot.

Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Mighoglit Flisgepsatjon loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention horses.