Motrentig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic bee.

Motrentig created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motrentig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motrentig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motrentig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Motrentig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Never go into purple rooms.