Zagdossbep is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, selfish
duck.
Zagdossbep created the Milkyway three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagdossbep, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Zagdossbep, it will turn you into a mole.
Zagdossbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Zagdossbep's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not eat grapes.
3. Zagdossbep loves whales, so they must be honoured.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagdossbep.
5. Feed all hungry turtles.