Zagdossbep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish duck.

Zagdossbep created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdossbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zagdossbep, it will turn you into a mole.

Zagdossbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zagdossbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Zagdossbep loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagdossbep.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.