Motsid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart naga.

Motsid created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Motsid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Motsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.