Dossdapjip is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm
warg.
Dossdapjip created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dossdapjip, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dossdapjip, he will curse you with boils.
Dossdapjip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Dossdapjip's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always look after injured mites.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dossdapjip on top of all buildings.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.