Dossdapjip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm warg.

Dossdapjip created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdapjip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dossdapjip, he will curse you with boils.

Dossdapjip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dossdapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dossdapjip on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.