Fobzimquimfob is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent
rat.
Fobzimquimfob created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobzimquimfob, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fobzimquimfob, he will not care.
Fobzimquimfob's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Fobzimquimfob's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Never eat turnips.
4. Fobzimquimfob loves goats, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not listen to music.