Sterstippangil is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing jellyfish.

Sterstippangil created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstippangil, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sterstippangil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sterstippangil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sterstippangil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Sterstippangil's priests.
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