Larg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited yak.

Larg created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larg, he will turn you into a slug.

Larg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.