Narbissyat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm faun.

Narbissyat created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narbissyat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narbissyat, he will not care.

Narbissyat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Narbissyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.