Narditdot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able camel.

Narditdot created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Narditdot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narditdot, he will cry a lot.

Narditdot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Narditdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.
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