Nibnurlnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tiresome hippopotamus.

Nibnurlnab created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibnurlnab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibnurlnab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nibnurlnab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nibnurlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Nibnurlnab on top of important buildings.