Parkbonkbog is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving
octopus.
Parkbonkbog created the planet Earth two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Parkbonkbog, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Parkbonkbog, she will send you a sign.
Parkbonkbog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Parkbonkbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never hurt snails.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
5. Never talk about sharks.