Gamarmnatflap is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered
crane.
Gamarmnatflap created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamarmnatflap, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Gamarmnatflap, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Gamarmnatflap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Gamarmnatflap's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.