Gamarmnatflap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered crane.

Gamarmnatflap created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamarmnatflap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamarmnatflap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gamarmnatflap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gamarmnatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.