Hincutkim is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent
badger.
Hincutkim created gold nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hincutkim, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Hincutkim, it will send minions to preach to you.
Hincutkim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Hincutkim's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always stare at clouds.