Jendimhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive crane.

Jendimhiv created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendimhiv, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jendimhiv, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jendimhiv's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jendimhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never talk about fire.