Nabwegbonkflowtabten is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, slow
dingo.
Nabwegbonkflowtabten created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabwegbonkflowtabten, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nabwegbonkflowtabten, she will not care at all.
Nabwegbonkflowtabten's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Nabwegbonkflowtabten's Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Never talk about moons.
3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never look at comets.