Komflatril is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful octopus.

Komflatril created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Komflatril, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komflatril, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Komflatril's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Komflatril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak about apples.