Komflatril is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful
octopus.
Komflatril created a quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Komflatril, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Komflatril, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Komflatril's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Komflatril's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not speak about apples.