Nelnarllad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind fairy.

Nelnarllad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelnarllad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nelnarllad, she will be very unhappy.

Nelnarllad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nelnarllad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of horses.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Always help rats.

5. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.