Yoggilbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid hydra.

Yoggilbarn created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggilbarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yoggilbarn, he will send you a sign.

Yoggilbarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yoggilbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the east.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Fast once a month.