Govjabhub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented wombat.

Govjabhub created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Govjabhub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govjabhub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Govjabhub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Govjabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never look at galaxies.