Bamnulpon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing whale.

Bamnulpon created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamnulpon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bamnulpon, it will laugh at you.

Bamnulpon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bamnulpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bamnulpon.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat green fruit.