Stikflynan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage gerbil.

Stikflynan created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikflynan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikflynan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stikflynan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stikflynan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.