Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring lion.

Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig, he will remove you from existence.

Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yimbonkfas Bellbonkgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Hide if five seals approach from the south.