Rullqueeghugnig is a god.
She takes the form of a large, staggering
fairy.
Rullqueeghugnig created the cosmos two years ago.
If you believe in
Rullqueeghugnig, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rullqueeghugnig, she will destroy your home planet.
Rullqueeghugnig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Rullqueeghugnig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never think about planets.