Metlatlid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless mink.

Metlatlid created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metlatlid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Metlatlid, he will strike you with lightening.

Metlatlid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Metlatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

2. Run away if seven mites approach from the east.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.