Didbidmumingvegjonmid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy cobra.

Didbidmumingvegjonmid created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didbidmumingvegjonmid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didbidmumingvegjonmid, she will laugh at you.

Didbidmumingvegjonmid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Didbidmumingvegjonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of bats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Respect your elders.