Taltonklun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable slug.

Taltonklun created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Taltonklun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taltonklun, it will strike you with lightening.

Taltonklun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Taltonklun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Taltonklun loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. You must love Taltonklun.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.