Dobkippang is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented wyrm.

Dobkippang created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dobkippang, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobkippang, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dobkippang's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dobkippang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Put Dobkippang first in all things.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention snails.