Nul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Nul created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nul, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nul's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nul's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nul.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never mention whales.