Ladrappog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable hare.

Ladrappog created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladrappog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladrappog, it will destroy your home planet.

Ladrappog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ladrappog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ladrappog loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Never talk about fire.