Cinsadpan is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful
spider.
Cinsadpan created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinsadpan, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cinsadpan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Cinsadpan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Cinsadpan's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Cinsadpan loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not drink alcohol.