Queegstraglim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-powerful pigeon.

Queegstraglim created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegstraglim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegstraglim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Queegstraglim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Queegstraglim's Holy Commandments

1. Queegstraglim loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Queegstraglim's name in vain.

3. Queegstraglim loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention otters.