Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic toad.

Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help voles.

5. Worship no other gods but Honjenmon Tailmiszanfagkadhaktab.