Didmegweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional squid.

Didmegweg created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Didmegweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Didmegweg, she will refuse to believe in you.

Didmegweg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Didmegweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
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