Xuckwanget is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating bird.

Xuckwanget created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwanget, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckwanget, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xuckwanget's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xuckwanget's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Xuckwanget.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not eat rice.