Bughomnakkip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, passionate dolphin.

Bughomnakkip created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bughomnakkip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bughomnakkip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bughomnakkip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bughomnakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bughomnakkip.