Getdagxenzak is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy
centipede.
Getdagxenzak created an atom five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Getdagxenzak, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Getdagxenzak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Getdagxenzak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Getdagxenzak's Holy Commandments1. Whales are not to be trusted.
2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Getdagxenzak on top of important buildings.
3. Respect your elders.
4. You must pray to Getdagxenzak nine times a day.
5. Never write about moons.