Hinmig is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, stupid
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Hinmig created matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinmig, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hinmig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Hinmig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Hinmig's Holy Commandments1. Never go into yellow rooms.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Never talk about hamsters.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.