Hinmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hinmig created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinmig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinmig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hinmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.